Essays ⁽¹⁾

In retrospect, turning 45 was a mistake. Ever since that fateful day in March, bad things have been happening to me—things even Cool Daniel or Even Steven Daniel can't seem to reconcile. There was the you have angry old man shoulder just deal with it diagnosis from my orthopedist, the now that I have you trapped in this little room have you ever had a prostate exam before from my new doctor, and most recently,…